A female philosopher states:
– A husband is a form of matter. He never truly disappears, he just moves from one person to another.
A female physicist says:
– A husband is strongly affected by the law of universal gravitation: when far away, he pulls; when close, he pushes.
A female healthcare worker warns:
– A husband is a kind of bacteria that often becomes “drug-resistant” and is very hard to cure.
A female bank employee complains:
– A husband is an expert at borrowing money at high interest, but has absolutely no ability to repay it.
A female farmer honestly admits:
– A husband is like “rice seed.” If you don’t hurry up and sow it all in your own field, there’s a risk the neighbor might borrow the seed.
