“Ever since I married you, I’ve quit drinking, stopped smoking, given up gambling. I don’t go to karaoke anymore, and I don’t even hang out at bars with my friends.”
🤔
The wife smiled happily and said:
“Love truly has a miraculous power, doesn’t it? It pulls you away from bad habits and guides you toward goodness and virtue.”
😂
The husband sighed softly and replied:
“You take all my salary. With no money in my pocket, how could I gamble, drink, or smoke?
No karaoke place lets people sing on credit.
And going to bars with friends is the same — they might treat me a few times, but if they paid for me the whole month, they’d have to be crazy.”
