A Vietnamese man walked into a bar in the United States and ordered a bottle of wine. The owner looked at his rustic appearance, handed him the bottle, and coldly said:
“$700!”
The Vietnamese man replied:
“If I can bite my own left eye right now, what will you lose?”
“If you can do that, I’ll give you the bottle of wine for free.”
Immediately, the man took out his glass eye, put it in his mouth, and bit it.
“Damn it! There goes the bottle of wine…” the owner muttered.
The Vietnamese man continued:
“What if I can bite my right eye now? What would you lose then?”
“$500!”
The owner thought to himself: There’s no way you’re blind, right?
Right away, the man took out his dentures and bit his right eye.
“Oh no… there goes $500!” the owner groaned. “This is so frustrating!”
After finishing the bottle of wine, the Vietnamese man staggered a bit, put the bottle on a nearby table, and said:
“If I can stand here and pee into that bottle, what will you lose?”
The angry owner said:
“If you can do it, I’ll give you $1,000! Damn it, even a sober person couldn’t do that, let alone someone who’s drunk…”
So the Vietnamese man stood up and started peeing all over the place, completely missing the bottle. The American owner burst out laughing.
“See? You idiot! Now you owe me $1,000!”
The Vietnamese man handed him $1,000 and said:
“Thank you, sir! Earlier I bet $10,000 with the Chinese guy sitting over there that I could pee all over your bar and the owner would still be laughing.”
