I went to the bank to withdraw some money. Before going in, I told my friend who stayed outside, “If anyone comes to ticket my bike, let me know right away.”
Sure enough, just a few minutes after I got inside, a traffic police officer showed up.
My friend suddenly rushed into the bank and yelled at the top of his lungs:
“Bro! The police are here! Run!!!”
Damn… the entire hall full of dozens of people went completely silent for a second. Then suddenly, chaos broke out — everyone started pushing and shoving, rushing out of the bank like a flood.
Meanwhile, I got pinned to the ground by five or six security guards…
Damn it, I was totally innocent!
It’s true what they say:
“Don’t fear a strong enemy — fear a stupid teammate.” 😭
