Even the Crows Won’t Spare It
A farmer bought a very energetic rooster. The rooster mated with all the hens, then even the ducks, making them lay eggs...
Misunderstanding
A woman brought her daughter to a clinic, asking the doctor for a gynecological check-up. The mother urged her daughter: Take off...
Argue with a fool
Two guys were arguing: One said 4 × 4 = 16 The other said 4 × 4 = 19 They kept arguing...
Explanation
A retired professor wanted to visit his old school again. He also wanted to see the dorm room he had lived in...
Fear not the strong enemy, but fear the weak ally
I went to the bank to withdraw some money. Before going in, I told my friend who stayed outside, “If anyone comes...
Try my best
The father-in-law was lying on the operating table, and the doctor was his son-in-law. As the son-in-law was about to administer anesthesia,...
A spectacular scam
A beautiful woman walked into a city bank carrying a suitcase. A bank employee asked:“Ma’am, are you here to make a deposit?”...
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Yesterday I was on a bus, and I witnessed something with my own eyes… It was unbelievable! There was a young couple...
When I found out my exam results
A girl texts her friend. – Hey! The exam results are out. Do you want to know? – Oh, I’m sitting with...
The minister’s brain
A doctor says to a wealthy patient who has a brain disease: “You can only survive if you replace your brain. You...
The Bride’s Tattoo Secret
A mother once discovered that her daughter had a long tattoo starting from her ankle and going upward — a whole line...
Good job, my son
A Vietnamese man walked into a bar in the United States and ordered a bottle of wine. The owner looked at his...
