{"id":682,"date":"2026-04-19T08:40:35","date_gmt":"2026-04-19T01:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truyencuoi.net.vn\/qua-cung-khong-tha\/"},"modified":"2026-04-19T08:42:40","modified_gmt":"2026-04-19T01:42:40","slug":"even-the-crows-wont-spare-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truyencuoi.net.vn\/en\/even-the-crows-wont-spare-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Even the Crows Won\u2019t Spare It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"282\">A farmer bought a very energetic rooster. The rooster mated with all the hens, then even the ducks, making them lay eggs continuously. 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