{"id":651,"date":"2026-04-14T15:51:29","date_gmt":"2026-04-14T08:51:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truyencuoi.net.vn\/khong-so-ke-dich-manh-chi-so\/"},"modified":"2026-04-14T15:56:17","modified_gmt":"2026-04-14T08:56:17","slug":"fear-not-the-strong-enemy-but-fear-the-weak-ally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truyencuoi.net.vn\/en\/fear-not-the-strong-enemy-but-fear-the-weak-ally\/","title":{"rendered":"Fear not the strong enemy, but fear the weak ally"},"content":{"rendered":"

I went to the bank to withdraw some money. Before going in, I told my friend who stayed outside, \u201cIf anyone comes to ticket my bike, let me know right away.\u201d<\/p>\n

Sure enough, just a few minutes after I got inside, a traffic police officer showed up.<\/p>\n

My friend suddenly rushed into the bank and yelled at the top of his lungs:
\u201cBro! The police are here! Run!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

Damn\u2026 the entire hall full of dozens of people went completely silent for a second. Then suddenly, chaos broke out \u2014 everyone started pushing and shoving, rushing out of the bank like a flood.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, I got pinned to the ground by five or six security guards\u2026<\/p>\n

Damn it, I was totally innocent!
It\u2019s true what they say:
\u201cDon\u2019t fear a strong enemy \u2014 fear a stupid teammate.\u201d<\/strong> \ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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