A beautiful woman walked into a city bank carrying a suitcase.<\/p>\n
A bank employee asked:
\u201cMa\u2019am, are you here to make a deposit?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d she replied, \u201cbut since it\u2019s a large amount, I\u2019d like to meet the bank\u2019s president for assurance.\u201d<\/p>\n
The employee led her to the president\u2019s office.<\/p>\n
\u201cMa\u2019am, how much would you like to deposit?\u201d the president asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cOne million dollars,\u201d the woman answered, placing the suitcase on the table.<\/p>\n
After completing the deposit procedures, the president asked:
\u201cMay I ask what kind of business you do to earn such a large sum of money?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI make bets,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cBets? Could you be more specific?\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman smiled and looked him straight in the eye:
\u201cFor example, I\u2019ll bet you $20,000 that your private parts are square. Do you dare to take the bet?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy not? I\u2019m sure I\u2019ll win,\u201d the president said confidently.<\/p>\n
\u201cAre you certain? Then tomorrow at 10 a.m., I\u2019ll bring my lawyer as a witness. What do you think?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI agree. See you tomorrow,\u201d the president said as he shook her hand and saw her out.<\/p>\n
That night, standing in front of the bathroom mirror, he carefully examined himself to make sure everything was normal. Satisfied, he went to bed.<\/p>\n
The next morning, he arrived at the bank early and checked again, just to be sure.<\/p>\n
At exactly 10 a.m., the woman arrived at his office with a man. She introduced him as her lawyer and reminded the president of the $20,000 bet.<\/p>\n
The president agreed, and they placed the bet. The woman then asked him to lower his pants so everyone could see. He did so.<\/p>\n
She stared intently and then asked:
\u201cMay I touch to make sure?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course,\u201d he replied confidently. \u201c$20,000 is a lot of money\u2014I want you to be certain.\u201d<\/p>\n
Suddenly, the president noticed the lawyer banging his head against the door with a miserable expression. He turned and asked:
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong with him?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, nothing,\u201d the woman said calmly. \u201cIt\u2019s just that yesterday, I bet him $100,000 that at 10 a.m. today, I\u2019d be holding the city bank president\u2019s private parts in my hand.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A beautiful woman walked into a city bank carrying a suitcase. A bank employee asked:\u201cMa\u2019am, are you here to make a deposit?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d she replied, \u201cbut since it\u2019s a large amount, I\u2019d like to meet the bank\u2019s president for assurance.\u201d The employee led her to the president\u2019s office. \u201cMa\u2019am, how much would you like to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":634,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n