A doctor says to a wealthy patient who has a brain disease:<\/p>\n
\u201cYou can only survive if you replace your brain. You have three options. The patient asks:<\/p>\n \u201cWhy is the minister\u2019s brain so expensive?\u201d<\/p>\n The doctor replies:<\/p>\n \u201cBecause it\u2019s almost brand new.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A doctor says to a wealthy patient who has a brain disease: \u201cYou can only survive if you replace your brain. You have three options.First, the brain of a physicist costs $48,000.Second, the brain of a university professor costs $500,000.Third, the brain of a minister costs $2.4 million.\u201d The patient asks: \u201cWhy is the minister\u2019s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1093,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"yoast_head":"\n
First, the brain of a physicist costs $48,000<\/strong>.
Second, the brain of a university professor costs $500,000<\/strong>.
Third, the brain of a minister costs $2.4 million<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n