{"id":471,"date":"2026-01-30T09:04:15","date_gmt":"2026-01-30T02:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/truyencuoi.net.vn\/?p=471"},"modified":"2026-02-03T09:30:23","modified_gmt":"2026-02-03T02:30:23","slug":"mad-cow-disease","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/truyencuoi.net.vn\/en\/mad-cow-disease\/","title":{"rendered":"Mad cow disease"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"194\">A female journalist went to the countryside to interview a cattle farmer.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"196\" data-end=\"267\">\u201cSir, why is mad cow disease becoming more and more common?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"290\">The farmer explained:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"447\">\u201cLet me tell you about how cows are raised. 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